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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4444 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 100 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS