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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3132 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Emeralds Found: | 9686 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.