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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3009 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 403 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.