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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7477 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Votes: | 4782 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.