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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6851 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.