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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9048 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 152 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.