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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4972 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.