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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5968 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 461 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.