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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3708 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 814 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.