| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8007 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8220 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6008 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4014 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5145 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 484 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1297 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9304 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7428 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9850 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2808 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3764 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1967 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8184 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6581 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2301 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6764 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5762 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2572 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4327 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2542 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Magic Items Found: | 3817 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 603 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.
So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.
