Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9633 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 77 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 394 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1453 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
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| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
