TowMyNeighborCarLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Twilight Net

1.20, 1.8, eagler, Fun, grind, java, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, teammates, Twilight Net

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3944	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Twilight Net is 1.8-1.20 it’s very cool it’s eagler and Java compatible it’s PvP and SMP grind with your teammates and have fun

us1.uniplex.xyz:3014

Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Akatsuki, Anime, Bachi, Back to the Beehive, Chapter 31, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heart, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Dingo, Manga, Minecraft, Reverse, smp, Spirit Amber, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! In Chapter 31, we’re heading back to the Beehive for some sweet, sweet honey and even sweeter shenanigans.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging angry bees while trying to harvest their precious honey. Rumor has it that the bees have formed a secret alliance with the creepers, so watch your back!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Beehive. Some say it’s guarded by a giant, honey-loving Ender Dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in the Beehive!

Diggers SMP

auction house, bedrock, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, Craftable, Cross-Play, Diggers SMP, Fairness, Flight, Grief Prevention, Homes, INCLUSIVE, MCMMO, Minecraft, night vision, Perks, Player Warps, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, SafariNets, silktouch, spawner, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Fairness for all, with no payment or paywall. Diggers SMP has 0 donation ranks — Together, we will build an inclusive community.

MCMMO offering perks for gameplay…. no paid for perks. In game Ranks based on MCMMO Power Level…. no paid for ranks. Night Vision /nv, available to all… free! In game flight /fly, available to all… free! Silktouch spawner perk, available to all… free! Craftable SafariNets single and reusable. No pay wall! Homes, player warps, chest shops, auction house all for free. Full Bedrock and client version support. Grief Prevention and claims, with additional claim blocks for time played and ranks gained.

play.diggersmc.net

Crafty Nostalgia – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, Crafty, fletching activity, game jam vi, INFORMATION, Minecraft, new player, Nostalgia, October 2024, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, sailing, Server, skilling competition, TempleOSRS, twitter, varlamore, Website, Wiki

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	682	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	57

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring activities? Well, look no further because our server is like a runey wrapped edition of pure awesomeness!

Join us for the Fletching Activity – Varlamore: The Final Dawn, where you can craft the most epic bows and arrows to take down your enemies in style. And don’t miss out on Game Jam VI in October 2024, where you can participate in crazy challenges and win insane prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Behind the Scenes of Sailing: Volume 2 – Part 1 and Part 2, where you’ll uncover the mysteries of the high seas and maybe even find a treasure map to hidden loot!

Feeling lost in this vast world of Minecraft? Don’t worry, we got you covered with quests and diaries to guide you on your epic journey. And if you need help or just want to chat with fellow gamers, join our chat channel fart cc for some hilarious banter.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your skills and dominate the leaderboard like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a secret passage to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake!

Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9569
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Votes:	5020
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2166	Ores Mined:	1403
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Enchantments Applied:	238	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

Ascension-Network.com

🎄 GLORY MINE | 1.20 – 1.21 ❤️ Minecraft server Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Clans, Economy, Friends, GLORY MINE, Minecraft, No Dupe, Server, Weddings

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on the server friend and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server there is an absolutely fair game and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

45.66.228.106:19132

Yandere Yearning Minecraft Server

Attention, BPD, Demon, emotional, Empathy, feelings, fl, Manga, manga characters, manga readers, mental health, Minecraft, Ml, personality disorders, relatability, Relate, relationships, Server, Sympathy, Understanding, yandere, yearning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	149	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ML yandere characters who are yearning for the attention of the FL (that’s right, the Female Lead). Join them on their quest for love and watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of virtual romance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, it’s totally normal to relate to BPD (Block Placing Disorder). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

2017, border control, Canada, Canadian regulations, Cathartic, denied, denied access, denied entry, due, entry, entry denial, health concerns, health problems, immigration, joint pain, Medical, medical history, medical inadmissibility, medical issues, Minecraft, past injuries, smp, Teen, travel restrictions, travel woes, watching Canada

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	208
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Potions Brewed:	52	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

pvp titans

Anarchy, Battles, Clan, Community, Discord, donation, Friends, growth, instagram, Intense battles, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Server, skill, Survival, Survival Games, Throne, tiktok, titans, top kills, Vanilla, VIP packages

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3704	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Farms Harvested:	882	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

pvptitans.minehost.pro

Waifu Wednesday Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, Bond, Clammy, Connection, devotion, emotion, feeling, hand in yours, holding hands, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Never forget, Otaku, Partnership, relationship, Romantic, Server, Trust, waifu, Wednesday

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	154	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like a Wednesday and the waifus are always by your side. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your favorite pixelated waifu.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the waifus’ hands are always warm and never clammy? That’s right, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about sweaty palms ruining your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Waifu, a rare and powerful creature who will grant you wishes in exchange for the finest diamonds. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Just ask the Diamond Waifu, and your dreams will come true.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find true love with a waifu who will never let go of your hand, no matter how many creepers try to ruin your day.

Kawaii Minecraft SMP – /pkg/ Production General

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, EONIA, Felynne deRouge, general, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, lonlidoods, Lua Asuka, Meimi, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, phase connect, Pillow, Pixelink, pkg, production, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Shee Icho, smp, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
New Chunks Explored:	656012	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Imagine this: our first live concert was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to mosh in the front row. And don’t even get me started on our second live concert – we had creepers breakdancing and skeletons beatboxing. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented players are like virtual rockstars. We’ve got EONIA shredding on guitar, Charlotte Suzu belting out tunes, and Nene Amano dropping sick beats. It’s like a virtual Coachella, but with more diamond swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got kawaii Friends like Phase Connect, Reverie, and Tsunderia joining in on the fun. It’s a virtual party that never ends!

So come on, join us in this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the madness – it’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Votes:	5606
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	253