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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5718 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 411 |
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