Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

anger, bereavement, car towed, Communication, Conflict, family, flatmate, Friends, INCONVENIENCE, lack of care, Minecraft, Neighbour, parking issue, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spare keys, SUV, tough decision, tough time, towing, Towly, work

Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, ETH, explosion, Financial Advice, financial market, Investment, investment strategy, long-term investment., market trends, meme coin, Meme culture, meme shiller, Minecraft, November 2023, potential gains, smp, social media, Speculative, spx, twitter, volatile assets, Xperience

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ZombieStepBroBabyName

acceptance, baby names, coming out, controversy, dead name, family dynamics, family relationships, grandmother, Identity, LGBTQ, middle name, Naming, Pregnancy, Pronouns, Respect, sensitivity, step-brother, Support, Transgender, ZombieStepBroBabyName

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	7570

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NaziSaluteJailbreak

Australian court, controversial behavior, Convict, criminal offense, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, historical symbol, judicial ruling, legal consequences, man, Nazi salute, NaziSaluteJailbreak, outlawed, performing, political statement, public display, racial discrimination, social norms

so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3419
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Star Shards Collected:	187	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	995637	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Farms Harvested:	650	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ores Mined:	918	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	178

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!