Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	265	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1218
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ores Mined:	3145
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Star Shards Collected:	295
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

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SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

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Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	248	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	263	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	4047	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Animals Bred:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

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hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.