Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

anger, bereavement, car towed, Communication, Conflict, family, flatmate, Friends, INCONVENIENCE, lack of care, Minecraft, Neighbour, parking issue, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spare keys, SUV, tough decision, tough time, towing, Towly, work

Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ores Mined:	8089	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8954	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!