Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7974
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoobsNeedLoveToo

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Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	9710	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Star Shards Collected:	166
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magic Items Found:	8304	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

Active, BOBS, Clans, Community, Discord, Events, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, Join, Kingdoms, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Party, pizza, secret, Server, smp, Survival, survival server

Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family, friendship, guest pass, halloween event, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, resolution, Respect, Server, TICKETS, Understanding, zoo membership, ZooCraft

Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4900	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4455

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

burden, court battles., court orders, dna testing, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflicts, family dynamics, family holidays, forced, forced relationships, FUNLAND, inclusion, moms, mother’s actions, parental issues, parental responsibilities, Resentment, selfish behavior, sibling relationships, unwanted presence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2494
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ores Mined:	8383	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PassportPanicMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

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join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.