TouchyCraft: ADHD Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their mind was blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. they were building a house when suddenly a pack of flying pigs descended from the sky and started doing the macarena. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all! this server has so many crazy features like rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, a secret underground disco party, and a giant talking potato who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, mind-blowing, sensory overload of a minecraft server today! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	294
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	3807	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ores Mined:	1750	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	76	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

Anime, Faggot character, fictional character, first-person pronoun, Gender Identity, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime character, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ manga character, LGBTQ protagonist, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ storyline, LGBTQ themes, Manga, Minecraft, non-binary, noob, ore, queer representation, Server, Zone

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	2678	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Enchantments Applied:	222
Zombie Dances:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

baby-proofing, banned, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, compromise, family acceptance, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, father’s side, holiday traditions, Hosting, mom’s boyfriend, moms, mother-daughter relationship, new baby, polyamorous relationship, quality time, Server, uncomfortable situations

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BabyNameBetrayal

Agreement, aita, Baby name, BabyNameBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Disappointment, emotions, family, hurt, inconsiderate, jules, Julian, ownership, Pregnancy, relationships, Request, Respect, sibling, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

blocktopia, coping strategies, Crafting, determination, goal-setting, inner strength, LAUGHING, mental health, mental toughness, mindset, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, resilience, Self Motivation, self-care, self-discipline, staying focused, staying positive, staying strong, support system, tough times

Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

body composition, calorie, calorie restriction, Crunch, Diet and exercise, Exercise, fat reduction, FITNESS, health goals, healthy living, Lifestyle, metabolism, mingle, Muscle, muscle maintenance, muscle preservation, nutrition, physical activity, strength training, time restricted eating, weight loss, weight management, wellness, Women’s Health

so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

Heres, Johnny, Minecraft, Server

Here’s Johnny is a dynamic and energetic performer with a passion for entertaining and engaging audiences. His high-energy comedy routines and witty banter have made him a crowd favorite at comedy clubs and venues across the country. With a unique blend of observational humor and storytelling, Here’s Johnny is known for keeping audiences laughing from start to finish. Whether he’s performing stand-up comedy, hosting events, or appearing on television, Here’s Johnny always brings his signature charm and humor to the stage.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Void Gems Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

What are Minecraft servers like MetaUnion ?

Anti Pay-to-Win, Builders, Creative, Cross-Play, Donations, Economy, friendly community, Hardcore, Helpful, inspiration, Mature, no advantages, no pay to win, non-toxic community, open-minded, PvE, Server Community, Survival, talented builders, Towny

Some similar Minecraft servers to MetaUnion include:

1. Mineplex: Known for its variety of minigames and large player base, Mineplex offers a similar community-driven experience with unique gameplay modes.

2. Hypixel: Another popular server with a wide range of game modes and a friendly community, Hypixel is great for players looking for diverse and engaging gameplay experiences.

3. The Hive: With a focus on fun and creativity, The Hive offers a range of custom mini-games and challenges for players to enjoy with friends or solo.

4. CubeCraft Games: Known for its unique games and player-friendly environment, CubeCraft Games is a great choice for players seeking a similar experience to MetaUnion .

5. Grian Network: Created by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian, this server offers a friendly community and creative building opportunities for players of all skill levels.

Each of these servers provides a fun and immersive Minecraft experience that is sure to keep players entertained for hours on end. Whether you’re in the mood for survival, creative building, or competitive minigames, you’re bound to find something you love on these servers.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6123	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

2C2T – True Anarchy Minecraft Server

Anarchy, develop, Donations, Furnace, Highways, Minecraft, rules, Server, Spawn, Store

Everyone’s favorite anarchy, without imposing donations and any rules. The server has just started, so it will be very easy to develop to the furnace. And what to do next – open a store, destroy spawn or build highways – the choice is yours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

African American, Black community, blocky, buds, civil rights, derogatory term, discrimination, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial division, racial epithet, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial prejudice, racial profiling, racial slur, racial slur controversy, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, systemic racism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun! Build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and explore a world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. But be warned, the creepers here have a sense of humor and might just explode in a shower of confetti!

Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and joke around. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re participating in epic build battles or trying to survive a zombie apocalypse led by a dancing skeleton king.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding sheep.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

adult actress, Ai Uehara, asian, BOOTY, curves, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, fat, FAT ASS, fetish, gooned, gooning, japanese, juicy, juicy ass, Minecraft, Obsession, Pleasure, porn star, satisfaction, seductive, smp, temptation, Ueharas, voluptuous

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, personal journey, privacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, therapy notes, therapy progress, therapy session, TherapyCraft, transparency, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GirlsNightCraft

activities, Bonding, boys night, children, Communication, exclusion, family dynamics, father daughter, father son, favoritism, Gender Roles, girls night, GirlsNightCraft, Mother Daughter, mother son, movies, parenting, quality time, relationships, sports

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to treat all players equally, just like this mom tries to with her kids (but fails miserably)!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?

Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!