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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 220 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 1560 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7854 |
1. Our server is so lucky that even the creepers can’t blow up your builds because they always miss their target! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.
2. The diamonds on our server are so abundant that they literally rain from the sky! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the legendary “Unicorn Pig” boss. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks!
4. Need some extra help in your adventures? No problem! Our server has friendly talking animals that will guide you to hidden treasures and protect you from any danger.
So what are you waiting for? Join “He don’t miss” today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!