Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9826
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	649711
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3845
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Animals Bred:	115	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ores Mined:	9858	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Divine Spears Created:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
New Chunks Explored:	348500	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	757689

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crops Grown:	8668
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.