Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5856
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	578	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	137

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	103	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	5441	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Void Gems Collected:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Void Armor Forged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.