Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	3141
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	161	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5578
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Potions Brewed:	174

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	4289	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5188	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6677	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	9049
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Farms Harvested:	797
Mines Excavated:	2694	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchantments Applied:	101
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2661	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).