Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8069
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7232	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Ores Mined:	3200
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	59	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Farms Harvested:	856
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.