Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	104
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1255

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Animals Bred:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	136
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dimension Hops:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.