Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2121
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3851
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	4823
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Mines Excavated:	1787
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	121	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	New Chunks Explored:	30964
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8444	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1105

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.