Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Crops Grown:	1912	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1086	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3485
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Dimension Hops:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.