Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

Advocate, bureaucratic procedures, clear communication, clear decision-making, criticism, criticizing, Decision making, direct communication, efficiency, efficiency advocate, emphasizes, formal procedures, Garbage, innovation, innovation advocate, Lazy, Minecraft, practical results, practical results prioritization, progress, progress advocate, Simplicity, smp, TORVALDS

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mines Excavated:	2407	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mines Excavated:	2154	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	120

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	208
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Animals Bred:	101
Dragon Eggs Found:	5060	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6130
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	412696	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	833650
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8626
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).