Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	7475
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Mines Excavated:	4620
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5457	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	162096	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5920
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3505	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.