Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ores Mined:	9530
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mines Excavated:	1636	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchantments Applied:	98
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Farms Harvested:	142
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	6867	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	179090	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	3276
Dragon Eggs Found:	8945	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Potions Brewed:	155	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Emeralds Found:	4213
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!