Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Buildings Constructed:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	466082
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8801

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Potions Brewed:	160	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	196751
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!