Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

Advocate, bureaucratic procedures, clear communication, clear decision-making, criticism, criticizing, Decision making, direct communication, efficiency, efficiency advocate, emphasizes, formal procedures, Garbage, innovation, innovation advocate, Lazy, Minecraft, practical results, practical results prioritization, progress, progress advocate, Simplicity, smp, TORVALDS

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	402
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Emeralds Found:	9846	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crops Grown:	4412
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7003	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	158	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.