Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mines Excavated:	1330
New Chunks Explored:	602874	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ores Mined:	5402	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	638	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Runes Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	117

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.