Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	8997
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	122

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Void Armor Forged:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8078
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ores Mined:	4720	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	240
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6137	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Animals Bred:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!