Torrent Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lost Election Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The one… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mines Excavated:	1249	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

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The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

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Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2150	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Lana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kami Has Left Japan Minecraft Server

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where Kami, the Japanese deity, has left Japan and decided to set up shop in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to build shrines in their honor and receive blessings for your pixelated adventures.

Our server is filled with mystical creatures like pixelated dragons and ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a kimono, Kami will grant you three wishes!

But beware, there are also mischievous kitsune running amok, stealing blocks and causing chaos. Only the bravest and most skilled players can outsmart these tricksters and earn their respect.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky yokai). Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Kami has left Japan!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13