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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1760 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 235 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!
Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!
