Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	173
Runes Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2532
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3754
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Emeralds Found:	4124
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ores Mined:	6030	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Animals Bred:	144	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Animals Bred:	54	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Secret Passages Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	688529
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us