Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Animals Bred:	113	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Ores Mined:	5793	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	722
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	301672
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8027
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1423	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	7077
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2445

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3346	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	1

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8549	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	8786	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1269
Enchantments Applied:	195	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Void Gems Collected:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimension Hops:	13

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com