Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Votes:	4932	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Votes:	1857	Animals Bred:	95
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1275	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5041
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7214	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	5816
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	98	Divine Spears Created:	23

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	3874	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	7853
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	88090
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Star Shards Collected:	200	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	294	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	5963
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6990
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Magic Items Found:	6152
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz