Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	2938
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Crops Grown:	4790	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	261	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	52595	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	98	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Animals Bred:	121	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	160
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Animals Bred:	88

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1099
Magic Items Found:	2755	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Animals Bred:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1748	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Emeralds Found:	1514

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz