Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	2193
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1054
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

🌌LAME TIME🌌 ..-. Anarchy for you🌌 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 12365598, 20, 269493, 965637002335004942128421, Anarchy, Auto-mine, banner, best, Cases, Cities, GIF, LAME TIME, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, tags, Version

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	125
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	804	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

: The best anarchy server for version 1.16.5

donator29.gamely.pro:20736

The Sanctuary

admin abuse, American, bedrock, Builder, Griefing, Homophobia, Ideology, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Nations, PvP, racism, redstoner, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Spawn Killing, time zones, toxic culture, Villain, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Votes:	4499	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2357	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Overview of Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Culture	Safe and toxic-free community
Nations	Form or join your own nation
Players	Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome
Time Zone	Mainly EST, open to all time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server?

To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.

2. Are there any specific rules or restrictions for becoming a villain in the server?

If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.

3. Do I have to join or form a nation in Springs Sanctuary?

It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.

4. What types of players are welcome in Springs Sanctuary?

All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Analysis, charts, Country, data, Geographic, graphs, INFORMATION, Insights, location, long tail, Map, Mapping, Minecraft, real, Relevancy, Server, statistics, tags, Territory, trends, Visualization

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	91	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Emeralds Found:	8426	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	276
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	240	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Animals Bred:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!