Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Votes:	5086
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Analysis, charts, Country, data, Geographic, graphs, INFORMATION, Insights, location, long tail, Map, Mapping, Minecraft, real, Relevancy, Server, statistics, tags, Territory, trends, Visualization

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	833
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1534	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	272
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Votes:	8128	Love Letters Sent:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2946	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mines Excavated:	2788	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4175
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	114	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!