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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3143 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7613 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1099 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of yo-yo tricks in Minecraft! Our owner has been a yo-yo master since the age of five, even appearing on TV shows and news segments showcasing his skills. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of greatness?
We offer free yo-yos to all new players, perfect for beginners to learn the ropes. But beware, just like the nephew who couldn’t handle the fancy Maplewood yo-yo, you may find yourself in sticky situations if you’re not careful!
So come join us on our server, where the yo-yos are flying and the fun never stops. Just remember, play at your own risk – we take no responsibility for any dental bills incurred from yo-yo mishaps!