Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

attractive, charming, CONFIDENT, DATING, Girlfriend, handsome, Minecraft, Narcissistic, relationship, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, single, too handsome, unironic

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Secret Passages Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Enchantments Applied:	148	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Votes:	5321	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Votes:	6853	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Love Letters Sent:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	74	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crops Grown:	3354	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Farms Harvested:	106
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	96
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2031	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!