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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1957 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 405787 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.