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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4287 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 120 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9668 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.