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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 954 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5983 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.