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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3300 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 683 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3933 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.