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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1580 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5401 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.