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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3074 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.