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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 353 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 180 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.